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School: We don't allow bullying if you bully we will fuck you up
Student: I got bullied.
School: The fuck do you want us to do about it?
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stridersquad: richwhitelesbian: we need some new and more powerful swears
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nerdfighter13812: ohanameansfandom: Whenever anyone argues against marriage equality because of their religious views as a Christian I just want to hit them over the head repeatedly with a Bible whilst yelling ADULTERY ISN’T ILLEGAL!! LYING ISN’T ILLEGAL!! DIVORCE ISN’T ILLEGAL!! DISRESPECTING YOUR PARENTS ISN’T ILLEGAL!! WORKING ON THE SABBATH ISN’T ILLEGAL!! WORSHIPPING OTHER GODS...
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mark-gaytits: Some resources for those writing medieval-type stories: list of medieval jobs more medieval jobs lords of the manor ladies of the manor medieval ladies medieval weapons medieval names more medieval names guide to medieval terms more medieval terms how to write sword-fight scenes armor
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epic-humor: bedquest: dear fucking tumblr this is a fucking bumblebee this is a fucking bee this is a fucking hornet this is a fucking wasp as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are
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Why Do Men Keep Putting Me in the Girlfriend-Zone?
literaryreference: You know how it is, right, ladies? You know a guy for a while. You hang out with him. You do fun things with him—play video games, watch movies, go hiking, go to concerts. You invite him to your parties. You listen to his problems. You do all this because you think he wants to be your friend. But then, then comes the fateful moment where you find out that all this time, he’s...
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broternia: i was just out taking a walk and some woman slowly stopped her car next to me and she was all like “excuse me” and i was freakin out like oh my god she’s going to kill me or ask for directions or something, my life is over, and she was like “take this” and she handed me a 10 dollar bill and she was like “get yourself a haircut so you can get a job you fucking hippie”  i’m laaughing so...
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louisharrystylinson: louisharrystylinson: I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR LIKE FOREVER see the ball feel the ball be the ball
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warpedesto: do you ever just make a friend and think I am so glad this friend is mine
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mishaoverlord: pretzelcoatlus: rakaakakka-fili-kili-bowtie: danyul-and-filup: princess-hardy: what if we are reincarnated when we die and when we’re babies we still remember who we used to be and that’s why we cry so much as babies, because of how our old lives are gone ..and the older we get we start to forget who we used to be in a previous life. well fuck #And the calm and quiet...
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the-vashta-nerada: have you ever cried over a character i don’t mean in the way a lot of people say like “OMG ALL MY FEELS MY CREYS” no i mean have you ever felt such emotion towards a character that you just cried because you wanted to be with them and help them and make them feel better because they’ve helped you so much but you can never do the same for them
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